Men should be very careful about asking for threesomes with women. After experiencing the careful touch of a woman, after she sees all those layers of perfection in the arch of a naked female’s back. Your girl might never come back.

And who’s to blame her?

Loving women is obviously the better choice. It’s more fulfilling and less gross and brutish than loving (fucking) a man. Our legs are hard and heavy and hairy and our bodies stink and bubble up in the stomach.

We fart and lie constantly.

Women are delicate and invincible. Wild but tranquil, women hold entire galaxies in them.

monsterman:

Anthony Kalergy

I don’t talk a lot because I’m afraid of becoming one of those people who talks too much.

I’m sorry if I smother you while you’re around.

Sorry if I kiss you when you’re  asleep and it wakes you up and I’m really sorry that I make you hold my sweaty hands all the time. Sorry if I seem absent minded when you talk to me, it’s just that I’m concentrating on how your perfectly your voice rides your words.

And your words, they make me jealous. They’re all so smart and devoid of ego. Nothing like mine.

What I’m trying to say is, I’m trying to savor you. Because I know that one day, the sun will shine on me in such a way it will iluminate all my dirty parts, and you’ll see what I am and what you’ve been tricked into loving. You’ll see the truth of the matter.

That I’m not fit to touch the hem of your garment.